Vastaman – Africa Nuh Unite
Greetings my brothers and sisters of Chock-Blocko.
Let me first state, I totally embrace the thought of having African roots, but not being able to pin point the exact locality of my ancestral ties has left me feeling a little confused. Hence never bothering to educate my Mamma Mention whenever she bellows “I AM AH JAMAICAN NOT AN AFRICAN!!”. Please comment if you think my mother is right or wrong and please explain why? Not sure about anywhere else in this world but here in Chocko-Blocko Africans control the Parking Warden “franchise” and they don’t ramp when it comes to impounding your car and imposing heavy duty fines on the general public. Today’s Blog is not about ‘Hate’, it’s more about getting ‘Even’. Therefore if anyone has ever received a parking fine from a insensitive African Warden this Blog is dedicated to you.
HEATHROW AIRPORT CAR-PARK (Continuous)
AFRICAN PARKING ATTENDANT
“The Charge for the ticket is £90, the charge for clamping is £150 and the charge for Towing plus storage is £300…
UNCLE CHESTER (Interrupting)
“Vastaman can you go find ah long piece of wood plus ah large rock-stone so dat I can batter some common sense into dis ya hooman’s thick rhino skin”.
AFRICAN PARKING ATTENDANT (Grinning)
“So di grand total charge to release your car will be £540 plus tax. Di Tax is very important and this fine increases by £50 per day, plus tax. Again di Tax is very Important.”
The thought of paying a £540 plus Tax suddenly ignited Uncle Chester’s ‘Kingston rude-boy’ persona. Within a second the Parking Attendant was in a headlock.
[Continues Next Week…]