Bolt’s mom: Usain, You have to take the call. This is his 8th. call for you today!
Bolt: Okay, I guess I must.
Taking the phone
Bolt: Hey dolphin, great hearing from you!
Phelps: Hey Lightning! Been trying to reach you mon. You heard of the trouble I got into?
Bolt: Yes man. What were you thinking?
Phelps: I got some of that stuff from your country?
Bolt: Not from my country. I offered you my secret sauce, but you remember what you did. You laugh at me. So who is laughing now?
Phelps: You right! But how about those Rastas?
Bolt: Look, there is no reformed movement among the rastas. So do not believe the rumors of the country making you an honorary citizen.
Real Secret Sauce
Bolt: Truth me known, I would check out some jamaicaneats to get ready for 2012. You will not find any “special” oregano recipes there if you know what I mean.
Bolt: Do you remember when the IOC lost his cool with me sharing a little personality?
Phelps: Yes, so sorry I did not support you then.
Bolt: That’s okay. No hard feelings. Hope you will pull through this rough patch.
I have been busy doing some good things.
Your ex president Bill Clinton wants to meet with me to see how we can support his foundation activities.
I have accepted a piece of beach front property to get a place to chill in the off season.
I have been trying to motivate some of our youth as I participate in an auction for my sneakers.
Land signing Sneaker Auction
Phelps: This is great of you. Thanks for the fine example. I am from Baltimore and my city can use my positive modeling.
Bolt: No problem man. Let’s use our celebrity to inspire in a positive manner.
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
by Elmer Letterman