George Graham

Here’s the Real Dream Ticket!

Could it be that the Democrats don’t deserve Barack Obama? Would they really be more comfortable with a no-holds-barred brawler? If that’s the case, I have a proposal for their real “dream ticket”: Hillary Clinton for President and Roseanne Barr for Vice President.

To complete the picture I suggest Rosie O’Donnell as Secretary of State and (in a gesture of bipartisan cooperation) Ann Coulter as Secretary of the Interior.

About the author


I am a Jamaican-born writer who has lived and worked in Canada and the United States. I live in Lakeland, Florida with my wife, Sandra, our three cats and two dogs. I like to play golf and enjoy our garden, even though it's a lot of work. Since retiring from newspaper reporting I've written a few books. I also write a monthly column for