Tagged: Republican primary

Time for Jeb to Quit

Time for Jeb to Quit

  Get lost, Jeb. You’re cluttering up the Republican primary field and making an ass of yourself. I thought you were better than that. What are you polling now, 3 percent? I know you’re...

Ben Carson’s Fantasy

Ben Carson’s Fantasy

An intruder stands in the doorway waving an automatic weapon. Students are at their desks and a teacher is at trhe front of the class. What happens next? In Ben Carson’s opinion, the teacher...

Santorum Backer: Try Aspirin for Birth Control

Santorum Backer: Try Aspirin for Birth Control

  It’s an old, old joke, one I hadn’t expected to hear again in my lifetime, and it is deeply revealing. It goes something like this: The best way to practice birth control is...