Time to Prepare for 2020
If you’ve missed my blogs this past week and wondered where I was, I was in the hospital. Bleeding ulcer. If you’ve been there, you know. If you haven’t, trust me, you don’t want to know. Messy. Scary. Altogether not nice.
And look what you-all did while I was incapacitated!
It’s a sad situation when a guy can’t take a few sick days without the world getting into such serious trouble.
I know, I know, it wasn’t you. It was those rustics with straw in their hair, the good ole boys and gals who want to bring back the Fifties.
But I can promise them the Fifties ain’t what they’ll get. Mamie Eisenhower wasn’t a nude model from Slovenia. Ike wasn’t a casino owner with unsavory pals in Russia and even more unsavory pals in the Gambino Crime Family.
The rustics think Trump is going to “drain the swamp” in Washington. But Trump is a creature from a much nastier swamp.
His prime motivation is money, and he doesn’t care what he has to do to get it. So hold on to your wallets, folks!
If the world lucks out, he’ll be so busy looting the Treasury and appointing Gambino Family members to his cabinet that he won’t get around to triggering a nuclear Holocaust.
And his four-year term will end without bringing on the end of the world.
Americans should be organizing now for that day, assembling a political machine designed to make sure Trump gets four years and no more. That should be our number one priority.
My personal preference for the leader of this movement is Elizabeth Warren. But you might prefer Bernie. Either would be a good choice.
The point is there’s no time to waste. It will take at least four years to assemble a political machine mighty enough to topple the evil network backed by international organized crime, white supremacists and other agencies of the Devil.
So get busy folks! Time’s a-wastin’.