What did I tell you about those New Jersey folks? The next two stories are from G, a strapping young and handsome flight attendant, was flying from Newark to Orlando.
G is in the cabin selling headsets.
Woman: “Are there any movies?”
G: “Yes, just turn to the Preview Channel to watch the previews, then you can make your purchase.”
Woman: “Well, what are the the movies?”
G: “I don’t know ma’am. Just turn to the channel 1 and you’ll see.”
Woman: “Well how I am supposed to know about the movies by watching the previews? How am I supposed to know what movies they are? That’s dumb!”
(Ummm no honey, it’s you.)
G was working a flight from Puerto Rico. He’s finished taking his drink orders and begins his service. A teenaged boy rings the call button (which is a no-no during service. We are already out in the aisle. )
G approaches the seat with a tray full of drinks.
Kid: “You forgot my coffee.”
G (looks at his order sheet to make sure he didn’t forget.) “You didn’t order a coffee.”
Kid (gesturing to the lady beside him.) “Yea but she has a coffee.”
G: “Again you didn’t tell me that you wanted a coffee.”
Kid: “Good point. Can I have a coffee?”
Yes, we are mind readers too. Wonder how well he’s doing in school?
The fabulous Miss S contributed this gem.
Miss S is at the front greeting passengers during boarding. The last customer boards:
Man: (handing Miss S his ticket.) “Where’s my seat?”
Miss S (points to the cabin) “That way!”
Dit de dee!
Ain’t that the truth!
There won’t be a blog post next week because I’m going to Hawaii for my birthday! I am so excited! I’ll take lots of pictures to share with you all. Smooches! Or should I say aloha?!!
[Editor’s Note: Have loads of fun Diana!!]